funny
An old one but good
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says
"Where in the hellhave you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says
"Where in the hellhave you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
7 Comments:
Congratulations on getting yourself a man, Dawn. We're not exactly an endangered species but at times we are hard to catch. Obviously you're either fleet of foot or have good bait. In either case, I wish you both the best.
Michele sent me your way.
I really like PT Cruisers and the HHR looks enough like them to have captured my fancy too. Do you think you'll get one, or are you just looking?
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That's a great joke!!
Thanks for stopping by. I had soooooo much fun and my friend just got the pictures in but I haven't gone to get my set yet.
Ohhhh, and I see that you have gone to see the new HHR!! That car is sooooo sweet!! I looked at one online at the Chevrolet website to price it and everything. I hope you get to get one!!
Congrats on the engagement/marriage license!
Congrats on the marriage license!
Love the jewelry btw : )
LAMO!! It's a new one to me!
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