Saturday, September 24, 2005


An old one but good

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says

"Where in the hellhave you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."


Blogger utenzi said...

Congratulations on getting yourself a man, Dawn. We're not exactly an endangered species but at times we are hard to catch. Obviously you're either fleet of foot or have good bait. In either case, I wish you both the best.

Michele sent me your way.

I really like PT Cruisers and the HHR looks enough like them to have captured my fancy too. Do you think you'll get one, or are you just looking?

6:20 PM  
Blogger Beanhead said...

Here via michele's

6:26 PM  
Blogger JaG said...

You've been tagged!

6:19 AM  
Blogger cosmopolgirl said...

That's a great joke!!

7:47 PM  
Blogger Danyelle said...

Thanks for stopping by. I had soooooo much fun and my friend just got the pictures in but I haven't gone to get my set yet.

Ohhhh, and I see that you have gone to see the new HHR!! That car is sooooo sweet!! I looked at one online at the Chevrolet website to price it and everything. I hope you get to get one!!

Congrats on the engagement/marriage license!

8:10 PM  
Blogger Brighton said...

Congrats on the marriage license!
Love the jewelry btw : )

5:31 AM  
Blogger Miladysa said...

LAMO!! It's a new one to me!

10:24 AM  
Blogger Twinklestar said...

Hehehe thanks for the laugh!

2:01 AM  
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