Friday, May 27, 2005

this is perfect

This is the way life will happen when Anna turns 18:

James: Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child
support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn
payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha (Anna), to come to my house, and when she get
there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I
want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama'sface."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what
she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ... and watch the
'spression on yo face

13 Comments:

Blogger Angie said...

Your new look is AWESOME! Gorgeous and Divine! :)

8:28 PM  
Blogger ..::Meems::.. said...

LMAO. That is too funny.

8:54 PM  
Blogger J&J'sMom said...

Dude!!! GREAT MAKEOVER!! You know it's good because the word "Dude" actually came out of my fingers before I could stop it! love it!

Post: Priceless ;0)

9:14 PM  
Blogger Maddie said...

LMAO! That was hillarious.

10:37 PM  
Blogger phoenix said...

hehehe cute!! And love the layout!!

Hi via Michele!

8:31 AM  
Blogger K Jones said...

Michele sent me as well. I love this one as I just spent the whole day yesterday sending my stepdaughter to Arkansas where her dad mistakenly forgot she was a minor so he didn't pay the $75 unaccompanied minor fee, I had to. Yeah, the expression on his face if she ever said that.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Housewife said...

LOL Yeah I have heard that one before.

I wanted to ask you how you changed out your picture for your WIE Who's Online Now thingamajig? I've been looking in the code to replace that little woman with a card but can't figure out how to insert my own graphic without messing it up.

Maybe I can go and play with it and see.

9:02 AM  
Blogger MommaK said...

Dawn- OMG You are gorgeous over here!! What's up?? I have not been here in way too long. Your design is so clever and so you!! I am very impressed.

As far as the post, I could not have thought of a better ending myself. I hope you do that someday. Have a great weekend:)

9:12 AM  
Blogger JohnH985 said...

That would be a perfect way to end his child support payments. But you're assuming he is making them all this time, and from what you've said that's always a hit and miss affair. Hopefully he's keeping up with them now.

9:34 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

hahah, thats great
you crack me up!

11:36 AM  
Blogger Dawn said...

angie~
Thanks! That is such a sweet comment:)

simply complicated~
I almost died when I read this for the first time!! This is classic!

J&J's mom~
DUDE! Thanks:)

maddie~
I thought it would bring a few laughs that why I posted it.

phoenix~
I love the new look! It's beautiful.

k jones~
It would be great to see that played out in real life.

an american housewife~
I got help from Martine...she is on my blogroll under purses. I have no clue how she did it but if you ask her for help she will help you out.

mommak~
I bet he would die if I ever said that. May not be such a bad idea:)

johnh~
He is 8,000 behind in child support He will still have this debt to me for as long as he lives....I bet he thinks it will all go away when she turns 18...he is so stupid!

erin~
glad I could make you laugh.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Goofy Girl said...

hahahahaha!!!

1:12 PM  
Blogger SquareSlant said...

great do over!

3:30 PM  

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